Post by Jay Furor on Nov 15, 2014 10:49:10 GMT -5
RACE. Human
ALIAS. Not really.
RANK. 1
HOTEL NUMBER. 420
AGE. 21
GENDER. Female
SEXUALITY. gay af
HEIGHT. 5'7"
WEIGHT. 91 lbs (sans prosthetic limbs; 198 lbs w/)
HP. 12
MP. 12
STR. +6
END. +4
MAG. 0
BAR. +2
DEX. +3
SPD. +3
STARTING CLASS. Weaponmaster
TRAIT. Born By Steel - A Weaponmaster receives a 50% discount on all weapons, but cannot buy anything higher than tier 1 spells and poor quality potions.
✓ PERK SLOT 1:
Artificial Mentality: (Gambit) When facing an opponent with one or more non-biological limbs, Jay's melee attacks deal an extra 2 true damage due to the knowledge gained from living with such a disability herself.
✓ PERK SLOT 2:
✓ PERK SLOT 3:
Jay has many facets of her personality, and indeed, she has a rather complexly layered personality. Like an onion, or a cake, or an ogre. Most commonly, however, as she appears to most people, she is generally cheerful, never seeming to fall into any slumps, never ceases grinning at the world, almost daring the very forces of nature to try and stop her from enjoying her day. “If it rains let it rain, yeah, the wetter the better, they can’t stop us now, we’re stronger now more than ever” No better way of saying it; rain on her parade, she’ll dance in it, snow on her sunny day, she’ll make snow cream. You can’t ruin her day. That said, though, you can make her mad. Which, surprisingly, isn’t that difficult.
Once you’ve done something to make her well and truly mad, you may notice that she’ll do one of two things; if she’s just mad at you, she’ll probably just give you a good beatdown, and laugh about it later, acting friendly and normal again. But if you cross the line too far, if you try to tap dance on the thin ice… Well, it just won’t be your day. A normally cheerful grin bares jagged fangs; her radiant grey eyes seem to be thunder clouds, just ready to strike you down with every ounce of force necessary. And she will, with little to no regard for anything but payback. If you bring her to this level, she won’t even consider mercy; no remorse, no regret, no return. Many who have successfully brought on the wrath of Furor, a name which even means a wrathful rage, have met their ends at her hands, cast to the reaper for whatever transgressions they may have done.
And then sometimes she’s just purely sadistic. She’s trying, honestly, she’s trying really hard to keep her sadism at bay, but a habit hard honed, is a habit hard gone. At times, she relapses, and when she does, she has to find a target to vent her internal urges on; usually a criminal of some sort, some person the world would be better off without. Most of the time, the crime doesn’t fit the punishment, but it does tend to sate her bloodlust, and that’s really the only thing that matters, right? Right! But she isn’t always in a mood for bloodlust.
No, she also has a much sweeter side. Jay is a romantic, through and through, and though she often doesn’t admit it, she gets lonely, and desperately desires love in her life, in order to live. For a while, this need was satisfied when she took on the business of running a brothel; she could have all the sex she wanted, y’know? It wasn’t enough; she realized that it wasn’t really sex she wanted. It was a warm embrace, the mushy-gushy lovey-dovey stuff that vastly differentiates having sex and making love. It was there when she met Lexi, but she hadn’t noticed it, had been younger and not as wise in the ways of the world. With Lili, she made the revolutionary realization, and now, with Alaina, she is trying to build a romantic relationship, a real and long-lasting one, for the first time.
And of course, there’s the final, and rather obvious, trait of Jay’s personality. She is a bouncing ball of pure energy, constantly on the move, constantly in action, doing whatever random and silly thing strikes her fancy. If she wants to start a food fight in McRonalds, there will be a food fight in McRonalds. You can’t tell her not to do something, because then she’ll do it, just to test you or prove you wrong. She seems to just lack common sense like that, or at the very least, she just really doesn’t care what you think she should or shouldn’t do. She does what she does because she can do what she can do, and that’s just the way she does what she does. Like a boss.
DISLIKES:
✓ Celery
✓ Boredom
✓ Perverted Men Who Can’t Take a Hint
✓ Accidentally Burning Water
✓ The Color Orange
✓ Her Middle Name
✓ Helicopters
✓ Documentaries
✓ When Fast Food Isn’t Fast
✓ Being Unarmed
✓ Skipping Breakfast
✓ Having to Wear Stuffier Clothing
✓ Bad Hair Days
✓ Making Her Stupid Cellphone Stop Being Stupid
✓ Losing a Bet
✓ Losing in General
✓ The English
✓ Brandy
✓ Things that Suck
✓ An Overabundance of Perfume or Cologne
✓ Bear Crap
✓ Horrible Music
✓ Funerals
✓ Cheesy Horror D-movies
✓ Being Alone.
LIKES:
✓ Meat
✓ Combat
✓ Cooking
✓ Women
✓ Cake
✓ Deep-Fried Pigeon
✓ The Color Pink
✓ Her Sword
✓ Herself
✓ Alaina
✓ Sex
✓ Drugs
✓ Alcohol
✓ Black-and-White Films
✓ Fast Food
✓ Weapons
✓ Working Out
✓ Boxing
✓ Looking Amazing
✓ Bars
✓ Strip Clubs
✓ Night Clubs
✓ Gambling
✓ Dank Ganja
✓ Cuban Cigars
✓ Fine Wine
✓ Free Beer
✓ Cigarettes
✓ Money
✓ Frankfurt
✓ Germany
✓ Rule of Cool
✓ The Color Black
✓ The Smell of Bacon Frying
✓ Birds Chirping
✓ Large and Open Buildings
✓ A Sense of Camaraderie
✓ Love
✓ Romantic Comedies
✓ Thrillers
✓ Hunting
✓ Her Family
✓ Her Mentor
✓ Weddings
✓ Rock Music
✓ Judas Priest
✓ Metallica
✓ Aerosmith
✓ Eric Clapton
✓ The Rolling Stones
✓ Bon Jovi
✓ AC/DC
✓ Queen
✓ Dead Kennedys
✓ Oldschool Rap
✓ Wu-Tang Clan
✓ Run DMC
✓ The Beastie Boys
✓ D12
✓ Eminem
✓ Coolio
✓ Nate Doog
✓ Snoop Dogg
✓ Warren G.
Jay was born in Frankfurt, Germany, and was super-duper poor, and then she was an orphan, and then she sneaked into the military, and then she was on the streets, being an orphan, as mentioned, except homelesser, and then she killed a pimp and took his hat, and became a crime lord, then joined the military again, then met a rather fine damsel from some farm town in Germany, and they were hella in love, and then the girl died, and not too long after, Jay got shot in a drive-by, but not before she threw up fourteen gang signs, while giving herself a 21 gun salute at the car that drove by. She did not die like a punk biatch. If you die like a punk biatch, then you don't get any of the pussi b0ss. And then you're going to have a bad time.
✓ HEADPIECE:
Name: Stetson Hat of a Pimp Named Slickback (5 HS)
Description: (Basic) Because a purple felt hat is all the credibility and badassery one needs in life. Also, it has feathers. FEATHERS. Allegedly griffin feathers.
Stat Bonuses: +2 BAR
✓ CHESTPIECE:
Name: Tank Top of Nicholas Cage (5 HS)
Description: (Basic) When you have a tank top this rad, you can sometimes deflect bullets with your chest. True story. Also, it came with a DVD of Con Air.
Stat Bonuses: +3 END
✓ HANDPIECE:
Name: Fingerless Gloves of Ringo Starr (5 HS)
Description: (Basic) Ringo Starr probably didn't wear fingerless gloves, but if he did, they'd probably be pretty badass.
Stat Bonuses: +1 DEX, +1 END
✓ LEGPIECE:
Name: Miniskirt of Miley Cyrus (5 HS)
Description: (Basic) Sterilized and dry-cleaned before purchase. Allows for the dexterity to do such feats as swinging nude on a wrecking ball, and licking a sledgehammer.
Stat Bonuses: +2 DEX
✓ SHOEPIECE:
Name: metal af Actual Legs (10 HS)
Description: (Standard) Jay pretty much doesn't have actual legs, or a right arm, so her legs are made of PURE STEEL. Prosthetics, that is to say, they are. As of now, they don't really do too terribly much, but they do give her a little boost of speed.
Stat Bonuses: +3 SPD
✓ RIGHT-HAND:
Name: metal af Actual Arm (12.5 HS)
Description: (Standard, Gauntlet kinda) Because Jay doesn't gots no right arm, she had her right arm replaced with one made of PURE STEEL. It is pretty good at punching the shit out of things, and also looks pretty cool.
Stat Bonuses: +3 STR
✓ LEFT-HAND:
Name: Hella Weeb Sword of Cutting Things (12.5 HS)
Description: (Standard, Sword) To match the badassery of being literally 3/4 metal as fuck, Jay also wields a really sharp katana. It was originally forged by a Japanese master over the heat of a roaring manga fire and cooled in an enchanted spring where virgin horses bathe.
Stat Bonuses: +3 STR
✓ ACCESSORY SLOT 1:
✓ ACCESSORY SLOT 2:
✓ ACCESSORY SLOT 3:
✓ POTION SLOT 1:
Name: Cheap Bottle of Whiskey
Spell Type: Poor, Support (Alcomancy)
Description: Through ingesting this hardy whiskey, the user gains +2 HP and +1 END, at the cost of -1 SPD and -1 DEX
✓ POTION SLOT 2:
Name: Cheap Bottle of Whiskey
Spell Type: Poor, Support (Alcomancy)
Description: Through ingesting this hardy whiskey, the user gains +2 HP and +1 END, at the cost of -1 SPD and -1 DEX
✓ POTION SLOT 3:
✓ SPELL SLOT 1:
✓ SPELL SLOT 2:
✓ SPELL SLOT 3: