Post by Evelyn Abrams on Nov 24, 2014 0:20:37 GMT -5
Evelyn leigh abrams
'Cause girls don't want... We don't want our hearts to break. In two. So it's better to be fake. Can't risk losing in love again, babe.
RACE. Human
ALIAS. CRASH, stfu, Leigh, Eve, Lyn, srsly stfu and gtfo
RANK. 1
HOTEL NUMBER. 11
AGE. 16
GENDER. Female
SEXUALITY. Straight
HEIGHT. 5'3"
WEIGHT. 110 lb
STATS:
HP. 5
MP. 15
STR. 0
END. +4
MAG. +5
BAR. +5
DEX. +3
SPD. +3
PERKS and TRAITS:
STARTING CLASS. Bard
TRAIT. Enchanting Song - The Bard receives a 20% discount when purchasing Sonicomancy type spells and enchanted items, and gains a +1 to MAG when using music based weapons.
✓ PERK SLOT 1:
Dead Ringer: (Gambit) All sounds made by Evelyn, including just speaking, may cause mild hearing loss and be generally annoying. Once per thread, at the end of a post where sounds are made, roll Xd6, X being the number of times sounds were made. For each instance of a 6, all characters aside from Evelyn gain -1 END. This may only stack up to two times and only lasts for two turns.
✓ PERK SLOT 2:
Alcoholic: (DISABILITY) When not intoxicated this character loses -1 to each stat from the start of the thread, and every three turns after stacks another -1 to each stat stacking up to -3.
✓ PERK SLOT 3:
PERSONALITY:
✓ Ditsy
✓ Impulsive
✓ Easy-Going
✓ YOLO-Mentality
✓ Self-Confident
✓ Musical
✓ Philosophical Thinker
✓ Teenaged
✓ Normally Durnk af
✓ Outspoken
✓ Tries New Things
✓ Loves the Limelight
LIKES and DISLIKES:
DISLIKES:
✓ Sobriety
✓ Awkward Silence
✓ Maths
✓ Fish Tacos
✓ Losing
✓ Sleepiness
LIKES:
✓ Booze
✓ Loud Noises
✓ "Drumline"
✓ Nick Cannon
✓ Music
✓ Cymbals
✓ The Color Pink
✓ Pizza
✓ Sleeping
APPEARANCE:
Her T-shirt is basically this, but a T-shirt, and lots more stupid looking.
HISTORY:
Ohai, birth, ohai elementary school, ohai middle school, ohai marching band, ohai cymbals, ohai high school, ohai section leader, ohai school shooting. Ohai, ded. gg Evelyn.
INVENTORY:
✓ HEADPIECE:
Name: Sideways Gangsta Baseball Cap (25 HS)
Description: (Advanced) Utilizing the fullest in pimpswaggin' technology, Evelyn's hat is tilted to just the right angle, such that it can defend her from even the most vicious attacks, probably.
Stat Bonuses: +4 END
Enchantments: No thank you.
Stat Bonuses: kek
Enchantments: no ty
✓ CHESTPIECE:
Name: "Drumline" T-Shirt (10 HS)
Description: (Basic) This is literally a white graphic tee with a picture of Nick Cannon holding some drumsticks. That is literally all it is, and yet it manages to be a good defense against magical assault? I don't question this stuff, man. You couldn't pay me to question it.
Stat Bonuses: +3 BAR
Enchantments: nah
✓ HANDPIECE:
Name: Paiste Drummer Gloves Pro Series (10 HS)
Description: (Standard) She had no idea why she bought Zildjian drummer gloves in the first place. Paiste is simply so much better.
Stat Bonuses: +3 DEX
Enchantments: nyetnyetnyetnyetNYETNYETNYETNYET.
✓ LEGPIECE:
Name: Ice Blue Gym Shorts (0 HS)
Description: (Simple) Shorts are comfy and easy to wear. Nuff said.
Stat Bonuses: +100% COM. If COM means comfy af, that is.
Enchantments: Wearing this makes you super awesome.
✓ SHOEPIECE:
Name: Brand New Dinkles (10 HS)
Description: (Standard) The highest quality marching band shoes that the afterlife can provide cheaply. Evelyn doesn't even care if the brand name wwould cause her to get beaten up by dragons and stuff, she rocks her kicks with swag.
Stat Bonuses: +3 SPD
Enchantments: wweh
✓ RIGHT-HAND:
Name: BIG PAPA (15 HS)
Description: (Basic, Magical) BIG PAPA is, at its most basic, a 20 inch Paiste brand marching crash cymbal. It is sexy af, and playing said cymbals can be used as an attack. Comically, there is literally no difference in the size of either cymbal, as that would be retarded.
Stat Bonuses: +2 MAG
Enchantments: (Kinetimancy) Eat Bronze, Sword!: At a cost of 1 MP per post, per cymbal, Evelyn's cymbals can be utilized as shields, turning their combined +4 MAG into +4 END, and allowing for Blocks. Must be used on both at the same time.
✓ LEFT-HAND:
Name: L'IL MAMA (15 HS)
Description: (Basic, Magic) L'IL MAMA is, at its most basic, a 20 inch Paiste brand marching crash cymbal. It is sexy af, and playing said cymbals can be used as an attack. Comically, there is literally no difference in the size of either cymbal, as that would be retarded.
Stat Bonuses: +2 MAG
Enchantments: (Kinetimancy) Eat Bronze, Sword!: At a cost of 1 MP per post, per cymbal, Evelyn's cymbals can be utilized as shields, turning their combined +4 MAG into +4 END, and allowing for Blocks. Must be used on both at the same time.
✓ ACCESSORY SLOT 1:
Name: Hella-Tier Earplugs (45 HS)
Description: (Advanced) These earplugs are not attached to a lame headband this time, and are actually pretty awesome at what they do. Evelyn may not go deaf from her own cymbals someday after all.
Stat Bonuses: +2 BAR
Enchantments: SONIC BOON: (Sonicomancy) Because these earplugs actually work, unlike the other crap Evelyn used before, she can effectively tune out any sort of sound-based attack, including all Sonicomancy spells, at will. Buffs of these types still hold effect, as she can also remove them at will, and she can still hear dialogue, obv.
✓ ACCESSORY SLOT 2:
✓ ACCESSORY SLOT 3:
✓ POTION SLOT 1:
✓ POTION SLOT 2:
✓ POTION SLOT 3:
SPELLBOOK:
✓ SPELL SLOT 1:
Name: FORTISSIMO! (12 HS)
Spell Type: Tier 1, Assault (Sonicmancy)
Description: With a mighty clatter of metal on metal, Evelyn can fire a blast of pure sonic death majyykz at her foe, dealing +2 True DMG, in addition to her ordinary attack strength.
✓ SPELL SLOT 2:
Name: CHOKE ON 2. (12 HS)
Spell Type: Tier 1, Support (Sonicmancy)
Description: By performing a basic hi-hat beat on her mighty cymbals, all of Evelyn's allies in a thread (Maximum amount of people being twice her Rank, IE 2 at Rank I) gain a +1 buff to all stats for three posts.
✓ SPELL SLOT 3:
Name: HEARTY CYMBAL DANCE! (12 HS)
Spell Type: Tier 1, Guardian (Sonicmancy)
Description: By performing a silly cymbal dance, Evelyn temporarily increases her BAR and END by +2 each. Should she be blocking a Photomancy or Pyromancy attack, the opponent will be, for two turns, Blinded (-2 DEX, No Vision) by the reflection, although if the attack is electric in nature, Evelyn takes +4 True DMG.
✓ SPELL SLOT 4:
Name: SHOWPAUSER (12 HS)
Spell Type: Tier 1, Assault (Sonicmancy)
Description: With an even grander crash than FORTISSIMO, Evelyn can perform the SHOWPAUSER, a weaker version of what will eventually be the SHOWSTOPPER- all within earshot of this grandiose attack take +1 True DMG, although no ordinary damage. They also suffer the Deafened (-3 DEX) penalty for the rest of the thread.
♔ FACE CLAIM: Roxy Lalonde -Homestuck
OOC NAME: Jay | OTHER: CRASHCRASHCRASHCRASHCRASH
