Post by Alastor on Oct 17, 2014 1:10:35 GMT -5
HOTEL LISTINGS
"Looking to check-in, or perhaps check up on one of your pretty little friends? Oh, don't worry, we always have openings. It's almost as if I cannot keep people in my hotel for the life of me, hehehe..."
"What?! No, we don't have roaches!"
ROOM -1 "If your name is not Echo Djiss, you have no business inquiring about our anti-rooms. Thank you, and good day. Run along now, nothing to see here."
ROOM 0 "Yes, that @gem girl was quite insistent that we allow her to stay in the basement. I can't fathom why."
ROOM 1 "This room belongs to the "world champion" Carlo Tachibana."
ROOM 2 "This room belongs to the former tyrant corporate empress of her race, Valdís Raghild. If one listens closely in the dead of night, they may hear her counting her hacksilver. "
ROOM 3 "Watch out for this one, that Ophelia Rostock has a sting to her."
ROOM 6 "Swords are the chosen motif of this domicile, it would seem. Jennette Lovell doesn't seem too out of place either."
ROOM 7 "Genjiro Shoji, the so called 'King of Gambits' resides here."
ROOM 11 "I am thankful every day that this room is soundproofed. Evelyn Abrams resides here, and in typical teenaged girl fashion, you can no longer see the wallpaper behind posters of Nick Cannon."
ROOM 23 "I wouldn't even call where she stays a proper room, but it belongs to that obnoxious fae, Íde Nevin."
ROOM 24 "That strange creature, Yorm, lives here, rather near the hotel kitchen."
ROOM 33 "Ah yes, this room belongs to the lovely Kobashi Onigiri."
ROOM 42 "No you can't have this room, because it doesn't exist!"
ROOM 47 "Please don't remind me, that Amnesiak's terrible raps are always getting stuck in my head! I'll pay you to kill him! Please? Pretty please? Where are you going, come back! I-I'll give you double what I planned! Triple!"
ROOM 69 "The adorable Geneviere Schokokuss resides here. I wouldn't get too close, however, as she happens to have quite the sweet tooth."
ROOM 88 "The world's favorite punching bag resides here, in the leakiest room at the hotel. I do hope Roku Hasukara enjoys the smell of mothballs."
ROOM 91 "Ugh, this child is a constant mess! The maid really has her work cut out for her with Hadley Baxter."
ROOM 100 "Well, this room is rather dull. I believe it belongs to Hyaku, if I am not mistaken."
ROOM 104 "This room belongs to Kelly Sucette, and is fully equipped with punk rock band posters and Power Rangers merchandise. It is a room that simply reeks of good memes, if I may say such."
ROOM 136 "Such a shy girl, that Joan Salvatore. This is her room, which always pains the window washers- it seems this room is surrounded by nothing but glass."
ROOM 146 "This room belongs to Mary Chariot, across from the elevator."
ROOM 202 "This room belongs to the gunslinger Remy Keyton."
ROOM 212 "Always smells of smoke, that Hunter should really abandon the habit. I fear it may unsettle some of our guests."
ROOM 238 "A child's room, filled with what I presume are toy llamas. Currently occupied by one Callie Fletcher."
ROOM 305 "This room belongs to one Oliver Chase, allegedly, a Level Three Furfag, although I've no idea what such a moniker could mean. The room itself reeks of paint fumes."
ROOM 333 "I tend to heed the warning signs here- Norek has successfully ensnared at least three hotel staff members in his many traps and obstacles."
ROOM 402 "Room 402 is the brightest room in the house. Really, the lighting situation is actually pretty annoying. We gave Duke Solus this room for a discounted price."
ROOM 403 "This room belongs to that space cowboy like gentleman, Astor Thompson."
ROOM 404 "This room belongs to that edgy and somewhat shady fellow, Jiro Ueda."
ROOM 413 "Absolutely abhorrent, this room. It reeks of spoiled ramen noodles and athlete's foot. I sometimes wish very much to simply kick that idiot, Mitch out entirely."
ROOM 420 "Ahh, yes... Room 420. For some reason, this room always bears the odor of copious amounts of marijuana. Jay Furor should really consider toning it down some."
ROOM 507 "A lovely room, decorated in pastel, and always scented as if it were a bakery. Alaina Le'Clair abides here."
ROOM 666 "This would be the room assigned to the devil himself... Or, I should say, one of the most heartless men in history. I am, of course, referring to Vlad III Dracula."
ROOM 696 "Ah, yes, that flamboyant sharpshooter resides here. I believe his name was Blake West."
ROOM 699 "As much as we try, it seems the maids cannot keep this room neat and orderly for very long at all, before the inhabitant defiles it once more. Lancaster Ryder, I believe to be his name."
ROOM 813 "This room belongs to that violinist, Zayne O'Reilly."
ROOM 893 "This room is inhabited by Shimazu no-Oni, resident samurai, and not very affectionate of sacred idols, it appears."
ROOM 999 "Hrm, I absolutely detest that Demise, tampering with my room numbers. If he'd waned Room 666, he only had to murder its current inhabitant and claim the room after his death."
ROOM 1150 "Rarely does one have opportunity to spot Azah in her room; she seems to abhor the idea of taking a break from her vigilance."
ROOM 1260 "This room belongs to that shady Miano Talbot fellow."
ROOM 1583 "Piper Rockefeller II lives here, in a perfectly soundproofed room."
ROOM 1584 "Daisuke Masamune has certainly done a fine job at constructing a zen garden in his room."
"To check in, simply post your character's name and their hotel room number in this thread. Additionally, if it isn't too much of a hassle, include a brief description of it so that we can create your very own sub-board. Every living soul is entitled to one!~"
